Private Eye submission

WARNING SATIRE 🤣🤣!! Private Eye submission 🤣🤣

Dear Madam or Sir,

I feel sorry for very intelligent, beautiful, gifted and sophisticated female Chinese spies who have to sleep with any idiot politicos to gather “intelligence”.

Is this an “oxymoron”?! I need to buy a dictionary!

Most politicos are arrogant, illiterate and very very stupid!

Chinese girls are out of their league!

Chinese girls deserve so much better!

Andrew “Andy” James Potter @s_aint_andy